Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want To Smash His Head on an Air Hockey Table:


This is President Bush playing foosball at the Boys and Girls Club in Wichita, Kansas. He said of the place, "I like the idea of mentors reaching out to children to set good examples and to encourage them to achieve big goals in life." It's really not unlike saying, "I like pie" or "I like my nipples twisted during cunnilingus," just one of those charmingly self-obvious things Bush says as if they're amazing revelations of hidden truths.

One assumes that those girls, like the rest of us, realize now that Bush as goalie is not the best idea.