The Last Gasps:
A pastiche poem from the commenters over at Hillary Clinton's campaign blog, regarding the AP story saying that Clinton will "concede" tonight, which the campaign denies:

1. Fragments
my heart almost stopped when i read the false statements about hillary conceding
that is not the hillary i love
Don't you dare concede, Hillary, don't you dare
I knew the media was spinning this
They would like nothing better than to show Hillary supporters sobbing tonight
YOU CAN NOT RAPE DEMOCRACY AND GET AWAY WITH IT !!!
I wish I could donate more.

2. Jennifer in Full
THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT FOR ALL OF US TO SEE! THE LIGHT IS SHINING ITS RAYS ON THE LIES OF THE MSM AND DEMOCRATIC PARTY. MAY THE FALSE CRUMBLE AND FALL AWAY AND THE TRUE AND JUST RISE LIKE THE PHOENIX! HILLARY YOU ARE THAT PHOENIX RISING ABOVE AND WE CAN SEE YOUR LIGHT GUIDING A PATH TO TRUTH!!!! THERE ARE PROPHECIES ABOUT THIS TIME WE ARE ALL IN NOW AND I BELIEVE HILLARY CLINTON PLAYS A MAJOR ROLE IN BECOMING THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT IN HERSTORY! MAY THE ANGELS AND SUPREME BEING OF THIS UNIVERSE BLESS YOU HILLARY CLINTON AND GUIDE YOU UNSCATHED TO BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! I PRAY FOR A CLEAR PATH FOR YOU AND FOR ALL OF US!!!!!!!!

3. End of Story
I will not vote for
Obama
Under ANY circumstances.
He is not
Qualified for the job.
End of story.

(The Rude Pundit says, "Goddamn, let this be over tonight.")