In Brief: Mark Foley - A Man's Gotta Teach To His Strengths:
Lookie what former Representative and wannabe bobber of teenage knobs Mark Foley was doing in April of this year - teaching sixth graders how to avoid people like him on the internet:

For Immediate Release:

Foley Hosts Internet Safety Training For Children At Wellington Landings Middle School

April 21, 2006

WELLINGTON, FL.

Congressman Mark Foley (FL-16) will host internet safety training for more then 350 sixth graders at Wellington Landings Middle School (1100 Aero Club Drive, Wellington) provided by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The program is designed to teach children about the dangers on the internet. Recent national reports have brought attention to the issue. Members of the press are invited to attend.

Monday, April 24th, 2:00 p.m.

WHAT: Internet Safety Training for Children.

WHO: Reps. Mark Foley, Representatives from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and 350 sixth graders.

WHEN: Monday, April 24th at 2:00 p.m.

WHERE: Wellington Landings Middle School, 1100 Aero Club Drive, Wellington, Florida

(Since Foley's website and Google cache have been scrubbed, all the Rude Pundit could find was the above thumbnail of the event.)