Hu Are You (A Haiku in Honor of President Bush's Apology to the Chinese President Because a Chinese Woman Yelled in Protest at the Chinese President During His Arrival Ceremony at the White House):
If only one could
Drag Helen Thomas out by
Her heels and hair, eh?

Note: The Rude Pundit's on the road. Back to full-length rudeness on Monday.

Note Two: Yeah, yeah, haiku's Japanese. It's also short. Wanna make something of it?