Better Than Lesbian Midget Porn: Rush Limbaugh Detained at Palm Beach Airport:
Sweet fuckin' Christ, let the charges be real from the fact that "Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening." Herr Limbaugh was returning from the Dominican Republic. And it just might be illegal Viagra. Hell, let's get Jack Bauer to question him.

Oh, the Rude Pundit's gonna need a new monitor after tonight...

(Tip o' the rude hat to Americablog.)