Late Posting Today:
Spent yesterday in Philadelphia. Pretended the Rude Pundit was a Justice Department lawyer and fucked the crack in the Liberty Bell. Demanded to be brought the skull of Ben Franklin to boil for soup. Ate cheesesteak.

Saw Springsteen in Camden, NJ last night. More on that in a political (and not in a geek-fan-Eric-Alterman-goddamn-do-you-wanna-blow-Bruce?) way later. For now, cream for a metal-chafed cock and sleep.