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Notes From a Dialogue Between Savages:
Whenever Michelle Malkin (who needs to be caged like a rabid shih-tzu) appears on Bill O'Reilly's Fox "News" show, it's a little like watching two hyenas rip into the corpse of a gazelle. They're in it together, their target can't fight back, and they're gonna rip that fucker to meaty shreds until they're good and done. So it was that on Tuesday, Malkin joined O'Reilly (who needs to be sodomized with a microphone) to "talk" about San Francisco's board of supervisors may vote to get rid of the Junior ROTC program in its high schools because of the "Don't ask, don't tell" policies towards gays.

After Malkin gave a brief cultural history of the city, making sure to mention hippies, the Haight, and "socialists," and after O'Reilly reminded everyone of how large a gay population San Francisco has, the dialogue went like this:

O'REILLY: Do you believe the federal government should start to withhold funds from that town? And what about Fleet Week which brings millions of dollar? Should the military say, "We're not going there anymore"?

MALKIN: Oh, yes. I think it's about time to kiss off San Francisco, because that's all they do to America every day.

O'REILLY: All right. So no Fleet Week and if the government can deny them federal funds, if they misbehave, you'd be for that?

MALKIN: And don't visit there either.

O'REILLY: All right.

Now, the last time the Rude Pundit was in the Castro during Fleet Week, it may as well have been called "Fellate Week," because you didn't have to ask or tell to get your pecker righteously kissed off. One wink and a "Semper Fi," and it was time to give it to the Marines.

Yep, O'Reilly and Malkin act as if they've discovered a new land they can desecrate, with Malkin proposing "[I]t's definitely the subject of a political or sociological book because San Francisco and the Bay Area in general is really living in an intergalactic ZIP code," 'cause, you know, no one's ever thought of writing a book on San Francisco.

For O'Reilly and Malkin, dissent, especially dissent of a public, large scale, drives them bugfuck crazed, as if their hegemony of hate and bile should swallow all of us.

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