A Brief Observation on Last Night's Republican Fisticuffs (in Haiku Form):

Bachmann roughly fucked

Pawlenty with a large red,

white, and blue spiked cross.



(One other note: when Ron Paul is the sanest man in the room, you've got a hell of a lot of problems in your choice of candidates, GOP.)



(One other note: Please, people with Ron Paul hard-ons, don't write to say how the Rude Pundit's an idiot for not wanting to get with the Paul love.)



(One other other note: Mitt Romney is scary.)